Comedy

The Christmas Classic

ComedyRomance

Elizabeth works for the father of her fiancé's real estate business. In order to keep Elizabeth employed, her soon-to-be father-in-law sends her back to her hometown to persuade an ex-boyfriend to sell his ski resort to the company.

Year

2023

Duration

1h 26m

IMDb

4.6

Trailer

Cast

Shane Dax Taylor

Director

Malin Akerman

Elizabeth Bird

Ryan Hansen

Randy Collins

AS

Amy Smart

Lynn Flynn

Chris Mullinax

Jimmy Bird

AN

Austin Nichols

Bynn Flynn

Mary Maxson

Helen Bird

Pamela K. Witte

Betsy

Will Blagrove

Akeem Baptiste

Wes Hager

Connor Harris

LT

Lola Taylor

Wynn Flynn

ST

Samantha Taylor

Kynn Flynn

CT

Charlotte Taylor

Swynn Flynn

Carlos Alazraqui

Dick Mountain

RT

Robyn Taylor

Julie

Austin Nichols

Writer

Shane Dax Taylor

Writer

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Comments

9 comments

prince of the saiyansJan 12, 2024

So in the first 3 minutes the female lead yells "S**T!" and then "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD" half a dozen times. Several minutes in we hear "Not a chance in H**l" and then her sister starts with the "OH MY GOD." Whoever the writers are needs to broaden his/her/their vocabulary and knowledge of proper English that would be appropriate for a Christmas movie that (assumedly) children will be watching. The female lead character is a spoiled, arrogant, entitled and thoroughly hateful brat--so nothing at all "nice" or uplifting about this pile of detritus. First thought is "Well the children won't be watching this," and second thought is that the exclamation "S**T" in the first few minutes is a very suitable description of this film. Turned it off at 20 minutes in. An offensive waste of time.

Gabbi GarciaDec 27, 2023

Utterly abysmal "The Christmas Classic" is a stinking Christmas turkey rather than any kinda Christmas classic. Malin Akerman returns to her small, mountain hometown to close a deal for her smarmy fiancé to turn Ryan Hansen's 'charming' ski resort into a corporate beast (boo!)... but as Hansen's reluctant she's stuck staying with the family she'd tried to avoid (including Amy Smart & Chris Mulinax) - might that teach her some life lessons? Director / co-writer (Austin Nichols) Shane Dax Taylor applies the lowest standards to his work, and the dire quality of some performances bear that out. It is a Christmas disaster. Dire. Avoid at all costs.

TIMELESS NOELDec 22, 2023

Terrible writing Terrible acting Terrible directing. Terrible music Terrible production Just terrible Who is this actor Wes Hager? I can find someone off the street to act better than him. Sad....sad excuse for a movie Malin akerman Is the only draw to this movie. Island Christmas dancing I can live with but rest blah While I agree Justin Longs accent was horrible in Christmas with the Campbells, the movie was far superior to this junk! Stick with the Campbells & skip this classless movie! Don't let other review fool you like it fooled me. Blah blah blah Don't watch this Thank you bye.

Liako LebakengDec 21, 2023

Mathapelo MampaDec 21, 2023

source: The Christmas Classic

Fify Befe Oa NanaDec 21, 2023

I was hopeful for another decent holiday movie with comedy and charm, a great plot line and some romance. What I got? More than 40 dick jokes and a deep concern for one of the child actors. Never in my life would I have expected to hear a child be forced to say "would 6 inches make you happy, mommy?". GROSS. Was this supposed to be a parody? What was the point of this movie? To humiliate Malin and Amy? A waste of money and resources as far as I'm concerned. For anyone trying to avoid chauvinistic movies with dick innuendoes every 2 minutes- don't waste your time with this film. If a parody this was to be, you missed the mark entirely.

oly jobe❤Dec 21, 2023

If you want some sense of accuracty or truth in your movies, don't look for it in this one. I am a former resident of Ruidoso, New Mexico and have been to the ski resort there on multiple occasions. I can tell you that: It is called Ski Apache and not Ski Alto. While you do turn in the small town of Alto to go up the mountain to the resort, that is not the name of the resort. The ski resort has been owned by the Mescalero Apache Indian Tribe for over sixty years. It is not owned by a local family (or been in their family for generations). A character asks why there are no hotels in the area. THERE ARE!!!! Tourism because of the ski resort, the horse racing track, the lakes, the casinos, and many other things make this town into a tourist destination and the area towns (Ruidoso, Alto, and Ruidoso Downs) are full of hotels and motels. It is the main industry for the area. Ski Apache is not a dumpy little ski run. As the southern most ski resort in the United States, it is full every week with skiers for the nearby cities of El Paso and Lubbock (Texas) and Juarez and Chihuahua (Mexico) as well as people from further away in Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. There isn't a Christmas Tree lot on the top of the mountain in the parking lot for the resort. That is honestly not a financially viable plan for the square footage. The constant Dick jokes in the movie because of a main characters name were also unappreciated as well as unwelcome and should have gotten this a PG-13 rating. Avoid this film like the plague.

user5567026607534Dec 21, 2023

I don't know what it is with the parody parading as serious hallmark style cheesy Christmas movies being churned or in recent years but I can't imagine that anyone could watch these movies with any grain of seriousness when the plots are completely stereotyped and across who are generally decent actors purposely over (under?) act to be on par with actual holiday movies thar are supposed to be taken seriously. That being said, this movie made me laugh hard at the ridiculousness of how perfectly this movie played on those played out tropes. And, they did it better than the 2022 Christmas parody, Christmas with the Campbells which was just downright cringe-worthy thanks to my beloved Justin Long's awful, over the top nondescript southern/Midwestern small town cowboy accent. I hear Justin Long but I heart Chris Hansen almost as much and at least he didn't attempt a bad accent. Definitely worth a watch for a good laugh at the tongue in cheek, poking fun at sappy holiday romance movies.

moody habeshaDec 21, 2023